I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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