Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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