and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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