Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Found your dick twin last night
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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