My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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