eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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