Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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