could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He better not be in your backpack
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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