Just cropdusted the office
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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