My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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