i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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