i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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