I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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