you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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