i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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