we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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