Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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