There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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