I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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