I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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