Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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