just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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