Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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