guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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