Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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