I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Help. Why am I so naked?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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