can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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