wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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