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• (714): View more from California

  dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Man, jail baloney is awful.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  where are you?

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  Hypothermia

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You went home with a man in a loincloth

  (914): View more from New York

  I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.

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