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(718): View more from New York

we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could

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(720): View more from Colorado

I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time

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(214): View more from Texas

Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom

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(630): View more from Illinois

Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.

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(904): View more from Florida

I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.

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(845): View more from New York

He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest

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