Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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