i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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