We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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