That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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