I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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