i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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