Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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