At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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