I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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