...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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