I think im going to throw up on grandma
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
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He kissed a someone with a penis
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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