I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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