jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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