the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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