fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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