do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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