all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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