just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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