Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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