The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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