Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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