is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No subtext here. People are naked.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
When are your genitals available?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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