he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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