WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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