We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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