real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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