You surviving the open bar?
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the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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So much rum. So many feels.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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