I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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