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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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