Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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