They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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